America and my plans to leave it.

Being back home is nice, but hard at the same time. Especially now since the facebook statues are starting to show where peoples’ apartments are. That’s hard to watch.

But being home has given me time to think and process and come to terms with who I am and what I want to do.

Surprisingly enough, I actually have a plan. A five year plan.

A. Graduate. (Obviously)

B. Get certified in TEFL (Teaching English as a Foreign Language)

C. Teach English somewhere. I’ve been looking into South Korea, since it has good pay, as well as benefits. I’ve been reading up about it, and I believe I would enjoy the culture, the people, and the environment. As well as the country’s proximity to surrounding countries. Which would be perfect my vacation time and such.

Each contract is a year long, and most times (in Korea) the school provides housing, reimbursement of flights, and 1 months severance at the completion of the contract.

Clearly I still have time to figure things out and decide if Korea’s the right country for me, but at this point I think it would be the best choice for me.

Also, I started teaching myself French. It’s time I joined the real world and could communicate with someone who doesn’t speak English; I think it’s a huge step, especially since I’ve truly been trying, successfully at this point, to meet my deadlines.

Some fun facts about moving out:

  1. Although I bought more clothes and souvenirs here, and sent home only a few items of clothing, my suitcase is lighter.
  2. Because my bed it situated right next to the window, and that same wall is always incredibly damp, and I’m pretty sure there is mold growing all over that wall, when I went to grab a few pairs of shoes I haven’t worn since the summer and what is covering them? Mold. Fuzzy, green, mold. So they had to go.
  3. Having no internet and turning in my Italian phone makes it incredibly complicated to call a cab move my bags across the river.

However, I’m in the hotel loving the fact that I have working internet, and a bathtub.

And, I climbed the Duomo today. All 400 and some odd steps, which was a joke comparatively to climbing the Eiffel Tower.

So there are only a few more adventures to be had before I head home, hopefully the weather in Zurich clears up before I go. It has been snowing there so most of my friends’ flights were severely delayed or canceled.

And there’s been a train strike, as per usual, so me getting to Venice is debateable.

Typical Italy.


“It’s a funny thing about coming home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You’ll realize what’s changed is you.” 
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

“It’s a funny thing about coming home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You’ll realize what’s changed is you.”

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

(Source: dangerouslydebonair)

Single Digits.

Well, it’s the start of finals. And I’m home in 9 days.

All of my friends leave in 5 days which is going to be really peculiar since I’ll just be hanging out here for a few days after they’re gone. Essential though since I’ll need to unwind after finals and it gives me a chance to head to Venice, because I cannot leave Italy without going to Venice.

I am excited to get home to see everyone and eat Chinese food that has been delivered to my front door, and to be Christmas-y. But dear god am I going to miss this place. No more flights on planes that you have a sneaking suspicion will break into bits midflight, no more 17 hour bus rides, no more walking along the Arno, looking at the slight fog atop the mountains in the distance with people rowing on the Arno, while passing the Ponte Vecchio.

My yearly winter depression will be catestrophic this year.

Upside though, I’ve started planning a backpacking trip for after college. Norway, Eastern Europe, mosey through western Asia. Oh god I’m excited already. Gotta have more trips planned so I have some motivation to accomplish relatively anything.

I don’t even know where to begin about Morocco.

I felt like I was in Raiders of the Lost Ark. No but really, you know when they’re running through all of these little alleyways and are twisting and turning and you have no idea how they could possibly know where they started from? Marrakech.

Thursday morning we left at 7:25 for Pisa, for a 10:30 flight to Girona, Spain was. After the easy 1:15 flight to Spain, we had a 6 hour layover, so we decided to go find lunch, and went and got paella and sangria. Not a bad way to kill time. Once we finally got on the plane it was about 2 and a half hours to Marrakech, and it was already night when we arrived.  They have a really cool airport. Lots of typical mosaic tiling, as well as modern intricate architecture. Then we hopped in our ride and met up with our guide Yousef, who brought us through the giant and crowded main square to our Riad (hotel.) Then he took us to a restaurant in the main square which is chock full of identical restaurants with people outside trying to coerce you into their particular place. But the food was delicious; veggies, salsa, bread, chicken and beef skewers, fries, and mint tea. It was a really great way to start off the weekend.  We sat and talked with Yousef about Morocco, its politics, general culture, the difference between America, Europe, and Morocco. Yousef has never left Morocco, and in my opinion is utterly brilliant. He speaks English with an Australian accent, because he has some friends from Australia who he practiced with.

Friday we got up early and had breakfast, which consisted of bread, coffee, and the most delicious orange juice I have ever had. Then we hopped in the van and we were off to the countryside. Our first stop was to a women’s argan oil cooperative, where we got to see how they take the nuts from the tree and turn it into such diverse and beautiful products such as cooking oils, makeups, creams, hair oils, etc. The funniest part about it was that we wanted to take pictures with them, but one of the women pulled out her phone and asked if she could take a picture with us! It was too funny. Our second stop was on the side of the road roughly 45 minutes form Marrakech, where we got out and went on a camel ride. Which naturally was so amazing. My camel, Fatina, was fantastic. She didn’t try to throw me off and didn’t run into any trees, unlike my friend’s camels. We were on the camels for about 20 minutes and then it was off to a Beber village up in the mountains. Then we had to hike about 45 minutes up the mountain to a house where we had a traditional lunch with a Beber family. Our host, Hussein, was very kind and was very funny since he kept trying to make jokes in English. We marveled at the Atlas Mountains, and how amazing it was that they were snowcapped, in comparison to the rest of the terrain.

After we got back from our excursion we went to the markets and shopped a bit for souvenirs and gifts and what not. Then we went for dinner and got kebabs, which are totally different than the kebabs  we have here in Italy, which are apparently Turkish kebabs which have more vegetables in them, and isn’t just a giant meat wrap.

Post dinner the whole group met up and we walked about 45 minutes to a 3 story bar that was a hookah bar on the top floor which also had a belly dancing show at night. Really. Really. Cool. The whole atmosphere there was so different from the rest of Marrakech, maybe it was just because it was nighttime, but women had incredibly dark makeup on and the style was just the shorter and tighter the better. I don’t see that much cleavage when I go out in Italy or the States.  Seeing it in a conservative Muslim nation was just surprising. The belly dancers were fantastic and incredibly impressive. This one lady was dancing while she had a giant platter of lit candles on her head. If only I had that sort of balance and control…

Saturday we got up and went to the Jardin Majorelle, which is filled with “exotic” plants such as palm tree, cacti and bamboo. It was a beautiful maze though, with pops of blues and yellows throughout the garden. Yves Saint Laurent purchased the land and lived there for a number of years. Then we went to a spice market where we got a run through of mostly everything in the shop, ranging from spices to natural remedies, to creams, to tea, to makeup. And the man running it showed us how everything worked, and let us smell or try most of the products he had. This one black powder, which looked like magicians used it to disappear with, was apparently used to clear out your sinuses by putting some in a piece of cloth and rubbing it once you twisted it into a pouch. Then all you had to do was smell it and WOW, did it work. It was amazing how these natural things that have been around for thousands of years still work and have no side effects, and we still go out and buy things from CVS that don’t work, cost a lot, and do not last. Most of the things we were shown last years and years. I think I’m going to start looking into things like that… We also picked up our supplies for the Hamman Bath.

Before we had free time to explore or shop or grab food, we saw a snake charmer who had at least 6 snakes, 2 of them being cobras. It was so surreal to see things like that just in the square. Oh also in the square, at night, they had people telling stories, playing carnival style games, people doing acrobatics. Oh it was magical. Anyway, snake charmers. One of them put a snake around my neck and had me kiss it. Now I wasn’t freaked out by this, but most of my friends lost their minds at it, especially when the man went and tried to get them to do the same thing.

Then it was time to say goodbye to our ever helpful Yousef and head into the Hamman bath, also known in Turkey as a Turkish bath. Basically you take you soap, scrubby brush and pumice stone and head into these giant tiled rooms in only your underwear and, in our case, have an 85 year old woman in a red head scarf flip you over and scrub you down. It was such a cultural experience. There must have been at least 30 other women in there with us, fazed only by the awkward American girls who traipsed in. I felt so terrible for some girls that we didn’t know who were in our group because in a room full of women all shapes and sizes they were so uncomfortable and shamed of their bodies. It made me sick. No one should feel that way. Ever. The other women in the bath just kind of looked at us like “What’s wrong with them?” The woman who scrubbed us down though ended up laughing at us one by one because we didn’t know which way to turn over; it put me more at ease because she was being so kind because clearly none of us knew what we were supposed to do. Also, my skin has never been this soft.

Then we got dinner at another stand restaurant in the main square and after went back to the Riad and relaxed and hung out for hours and drank loads and loads of mint tea. Have I mentioned that these are my kind of people? They drink tea at least 3 times a day daily. Perfect.

Sunday we got up and sadly ate breakfast, as none of us wanted to leave, and got ourselves to the airport and back to Italy.

It’s a peculiar feeling, being finished traveling, as that was my last trip. I do have a lot to do in the next week and a half to finish up the semester, but I guess the next thing I’m supposed to look forward to is going home? 

This weekend I went to Krakow, Poland. Which I love. I didn’t think I was going to love it as much as I did, but I really didn’t know what to expect going in. We flew out Thanksgiving afternoon from Bologna, and got to Krakow around 6, dropped our stuff and harassed the incredibly kind receptionist about a good Polish place to eat. We ended up a few blocks from the hostel at this place that was super bare bones and had a really cozy feel to it. The four of us, Annie, Alyssa, Lindsey and I, all got soup and a giant plate of meat and pirogues. We feasted. Then tried to walk it off and rolled ourselves back to the hostel.


The place we stayed, Mama’s Hostel, is probably the nicest and most social hostel I have ever been to. It was so much fun. They had this really comfy living room and a giant kitchen where every night they have a special thing they do; Thursday was cakes, Friday was a surprise aka chicken wings, and Saturday was traditional Polish soup. Of course the people who have been there a few days know to take up post at one of the dining room tables to nab the food when it comes out. We were those people…  Everyone was also super nice and really sociable. We made some cool friends and got some contacts in different parts of the world which was pretty amazing.  This one girl we met lived in a hostel in Australia for 6 months when she was studying abroad and honestly I would do it. That environment is such an eye opening experience since every day there’s new people and new things to talk about and learn. Said girl is now traveling through Europe, Africa, and Asia until she starts working in Florence teaching English. That’s also what I’ve decided that I want to do after I graduate for a bit since we all know I will not be able to handle the real world, especially since I don’t particularly care about Interior Design anymore.

Anyway, Friday we woke up early and took a bus to Auschwitz. I realize in a previous post I said that I hit my quota for concentration camps… well I take it back. If you don’t see Auschwitz you have seen nothing. Our tour guide was utterly brilliant, she took us to Auschwitz I and then to Auschwitz II- Birkenouw on a three hour tour and knew so much about everything. The museum was also set up to hit you with the most chilling and powerful images. There was a room that just filled with hair, because the SS would shave people’s heads, and cut the hair off of the dead and send it back to Germany to be used to line army uniforms and in some cases make socks from it. It was so awful.

After our depressing day we went back and wandered about the Christmas market in the main square which was so much fun. So much Christmas! Also, Florence is warm, obnoxiously warm for this time of year, so going to Krakow this weekend was the first taste of winter I’ve truly had yet and it was a rude awakening.  We has some kielbasa for dinner and decided that we were going to die because of the cold so we went and got some beer and hung out in the kitchen playing cards until it was time for us to head out to the pub crawl. Met lots of cool people there too. So you know how when you’re a little kid everyone’s automatically your friend for something as silly as you have the same favorite color? That’s how it was with everyone we met all weekend. So I hung out with some guys from London and this guy from Paris, and some Irish kid who lived in Idaho for a bit. Queer bunch, but tons of fun.

Saturday we were up and out to the Salt Mines. They were really cool and amazing since we were about 2km underground and saw all of these chapels and statues carved from salt, but I thought it would’ve been whiter. The whole mine was basically grey. And a lot of it was polished. But, we all licked the wall. Which was salty, and roughed up my tongue. We then took the elevator up about 600 steps, and the elevator was so tiny and we had 9 people in it and we were crushed like sardines. So naturally we made small talk with the two boys that were crammed in there with us. Then we went and walked to the castle which held Polish royalty until they stopped that. My history is dead on here I know. Then we went with Annie when she got her nose pierced! I love going with friends for that sort of thing.

After that we got some beer and played more cards until the hostel served us soup. That few hours of us hanging out playing cards was just so much fun. I taught Annie and Alyssa stress, Annie taught us shapoo which is incredibly fun, and then in typical hostel fashion we made some friends and one of the guys, from San Francisco taught us an alternate version of bullshit. SO FUN. But by the end of the night we ended up with a full table with the two guys who were in the elevator with us at the mine, some girls from Portugal and this guy from Boston who actually knows one of my friends from school. Small world. Hanging out with these people also was a bit eye opening, because at this table of 12 with only 3 Americans, we were talking American politics and they knew their stuff. One girl from Portugal was bringing up really detailed info from the 2000 election. We Americans suck, because not only do we not know about international politics, less that 50% of our population votes, let alone knows or cares about the governing process and what it does for our image. I decided I need to step my game up a bit.

Then we decided to not go to bed and left the hostel at 6am, and flew to Rome, where there was a convenient train strike. Luckily we got back on a well timed train.

ROME PART II

New fun things:

                Ice Bar. Which was really cool no pun intended. We had to wear these poncho/cape things that kept us warm, since the bar was kept at -5 degrees which made for hilarious pictures. The design of the bar was cool too because naturally, given the name, the bar was made entirely out of ice. The physical bar, the glasses, the benches, they even had these igloo type rooms.

                Saw the Ecstasy of St. Teresa, which was in this terribly baroque church, and it was beautiful. I’m always amazed when I see works like that because it’s a giant piece of rock. The fact that someone can turn it into such a smooth beautiful statue that shows movement and has energy. Mind blowing.

                Also went to this crypt, which apparently is the largest in Italy. Used to belong to some Franciscan monks, and it was awesome. I’m not typically an ooooh skeletons type person, but they took what must have been hundreds of bodies and created these decorative motifs in a series of six rooms along this hallway, that were actually quite beautiful. We weren’t allowed to take pictures, but I wish I could’ve.

Well I was supposed to go to Venice this weekend, but the trip was cancelled so I went to the Academia instead. AKA saw the David. No pictures to follow, because there were guards up the wazoo telling people to put their cameras away. But I will say that it was massive. I didn’t expect it to be so grand. I’m glad we had a free museum pass to that gallery, because it cost 11 euro, and was A. a tiny museum, and B. just filled with busts and Northern European art, which I really don’t care for in the slightest. So I’m glad I didn’t have to pay for it.

Sometime soon, we’re going to make the necessary revervation to take the tour that goes on the top of the Ponte Vecchio, which with out magic museaum card is freeeeeeeeee. Thankfully, because the regular price of that tour is 100 euro.

Going to Roma this weekend, again, which should be fun. I’m going with school this time so there won’t be fun things such as the Opera, but I’m sure my teachers will make us sing on the bus ride down…